How many things have you done
125 times? I’m not talking about things like eating, using the bathroom, and
going to school and work. I’m talking about things you do, and do deliberately.
I think I may have been to the movies 125 in my life, and I’ve been dancing 125
times. Other than that it’s really hard to come up with something I’ve done 125
times- except chemotherapy. When I mention that I’ve had 125 chemo treatments,
people invariably joke, “But who’s counting?” Well, I am. I’m counting because
when I’m feeling like shit, or unable to do something simple like go out to a
movie with my wife, or hang out with friends, or cook dinner, or fold laundry, remembering
that I’ve had chemo 125 times reminds me to give myself a break. It reminds me
that I’m going through most people’s worst nightmare, and so far, I’m doing
okay. It reminds me to be a little gentler, and kinder to myself. Does it
always work? Honestly, no it doesn’t. But I’m working on that.
There are a great many things
that people aren’t familiar with when it comes to chemo. First, as soon as you
start chemotherapy you feel sick- the side effects are pretty much
instantaneous and vary with different treatments. The severity of the side
effects also depends on the treatment and the individual. Once you start chemo
there isn’t a day that goes by that you don’t feel the side effects; in
addition to having cancer, you feel sick in multiple ways all the time. Each
time you start a new chemo regimen you get a different set of side effects.
Some overlap- just about all of them causes nausea and fatigue, and the effects
are cumulative.
I’m often told I “look good”
or that I don’t “look like what a cancer patient looks like”, or at least what
most people think a cancer patient should look like. My hair has, at times,
thinned, but never completely (thankfully) fallen out, and I’ve been on
steroids for the last year and a half so I’ve gained 20 lbs., not lost weight.
I’ve had a pimply rash for about a year and a half, cuts on my fingers where
the skin has split, and infected nail beds, but nobody really sees those and
thinks “cancer”. While I may not look like what most people expect when they
think of someone who has cancer, I am here to tell you I am exactly what someone
who has cancer looks like.
Unfortunately most people get
their “knowledge” of living with cancer from movies and TV. These are horrible
sources for the reality of living with cancer for an extended period of time.
Stereotypically, in a movie, the person gets cancer, loses their hair, loses
weight, and either dies in 6 months, or is cured and lives happily ever after.
And they do it all within a 2 hour runtime. In my reality it’s been over 1,700
days that I’ve been undergoing chemotherapy, and I’ve felt sick since the first
day of the first infusion. I did have a 3-month break from chemo February 2017–
May of 2017, but in that time I got severe pericarditis, and had an incisional
hernia repaired, so that “break” was not a time when I was feeling particularly
well.
When I discuss chemo and
it’s side effects with people, it’s usually 1 or 2 side effects at a time. A
common response is, “Well, it’s keeping you alive, so I’m okay with that.” Nice
to know that other people are okay with me suffering side effects. Snark aside, I
understand that people are happy that I’m alive, and they see side effects as a
“small price to pay” for not dying. The truth is there isn’t a time where it’s only
1 or 2 side effects that are affecting me at any one time. I’ve come up with a
list of the side effects I have suffered during the last 4 years and 8 months. Not
all of them are from chemo. Some of them are from the medications taken to help
alleviate the side effects from chemo, and some are just things that you get
from having cancer. While I don’t have all of these side effects at the same
time, on any given day there are at least a half dozen of them that I do have.
- Anxiety
- Frustration
- Anger
- Mood swings
- Nausea
- Fatigue
- Chemo Brain
- Depression
- Hair Loss
- Vision changes
- Compromised immune system
- Surgery
- Cold Sensitivity
- Shortness of Breath
- Bleeding gums
- Bloody nose
- Body Aches
- Cramping
- Headaches
- Neuropathy
- Mouth sores (Thrush)
- Chapped lips
- Change in taste
- Dehydration
- Feeling sick
- Diarrhea
- Mucositis of the urethra
- Low testosterone
- Lactose Intolerance
- Changes in appetite
- Changes in food tolerance
- Constipation
- Anal Fissure
- Sore Ass
- Moisture Associated Dermatitis
(M.A.D. Ass)
- Rash
- Acne
- Sweating
- Itchiness
- Weight Gain
- Infected nail beds
- Dry skin
- Cracked skin with cuts
- Insomnia
- Flatulence
- Thinning hair
- Long eyelashes
- Spending most of the day in
the bathroom.
- Spending most of the night in
the bathroom.
- Needing to know where a
bathroom is before I decide to go someplace.
- Not being able to go someplace
because I won’t make it there before I need the bathroom.
- Missing a meal in a restaurant
because I’m in the bathroom.
- Having to find someplace that
has a bathroom while driving because I won’t make it home in time.
- Having to turn around and go
home because I won’t make it a full evening out.
Just because these side
effects are unseen, doesn’t mean they’re not there. Living this long with
cancer is something that’s unfamiliar to most people (me included). Once again
I’m lucky in an unlucky situation. I’ve lived long enough to have 125
treatments, while there are many others who die before getting anywhere near
that. On the other hand there are those who become NED (No Evidence of Disease)
and stay that way for months or even years without treatment; something I
haven’t been able to do. I’ve been NED, but it hasn’t lasted long enough for me
to be off treatment except for the aforementioned 3 months. I keep hoping that
the next time I get to be NED I will stay that way for an extended period of
time. Until then, I will keep having treatment, and keep having side effects
while trying to live as normal a life as possible.
Number 126 is tomorrow.